2009-07-02

NO MORE!!!

After my first trip in Europe, I understood that spending money for food outside burns a HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hole in the Pocket. So I decided to carry food from home for any further trips. Well the easiest thing to carry was bread and Jam/Mayonaise. After n trips, and eating Bread and Mayonaise day and night, I realized that I will never ever ever ever ever ever be able eat these things once I reach home. Soon after that I realized that there are quite a few things which I would not eat/Drink once I am back in India because I will be overloaded with these things here. I also went a step ahead to list out the things which I will not appreciate back in India.

Here goes:
1) Bread: No matter what, I will eat the 'stone cold, drier than sand' Aloo paranthas in the Mess on Sunday morning but I will not touch Bread at allllll..........

2) Mayonaise: Next time I go to McDs in India, I will ask for Burgers WITHOUT Mayonaise. I am super fed up with the taste of Mayonaise which once I adored and longed to eat.

3) Egg Omlette: While at home, I thought ," How cool it would be to eat an Egg omlette every morning." But believe me it is not cool at all. After 6 weeks of egg omlette in the morning, I feel like I will puke the next time I eat Omlette.

4) Beer: The German beer is considered one of the world's best. But after so many of those, I feel that I will never ever touch one back in India.

5) Porshces, Mercs, BMWs: Earlier whenever I saw a Merc or a Porsche, my heart would leap at the sight of those beautiful cars. But after seeing a beautiful Porsche or an elegant Merc around every corner, those beauties have lost their charm. In the first few days, my heart would dance on seeing a Beautiful Porsche or a BMW. But now, I feel like it is just another car.

6) Bikinis: If you ever see someone wearing a Bikini (Mind you I have seen someone only once), it would become a HUGEEEE fuss. But ever since the mercury touched 25 here, all you can see is a Bikini. In the Lawns, in the pool, at the Railway Station, in the Kitchen (yes!! in My shared Kitchen too) they are everywhere.

7) Underground trains: When I first sat on the Metro in Calcutta, I was excited to see how the train runs UNDER the ROADS. But after travelling in the Underground trains almost everywhere, they dont seem so great after all.

And some of you smartasses who read this will ask me why do I still eat/drink/experience/see these things.
For you people, I have only one thing to say :
" कोई चारा नही है भाई क्या करें."

8 comments:

Pawan said...

same is the case with me dude ... but yeah i have not taken so much of beer but i am very sorry to say no matter where you go beer sucks.. it´s the red wine that rocks.. but still merc and bmw are merc and bmw man .. how can one loose charm of these awesome cars.. nwaz u have depicted a very good picture of situation of all indian student in germany

TH3 D@RK KN1GHT said...

I know that merc and BMW are Merc and BMW. Maybe if u see them in the middle of Marutis, u will find them all awesome again.

Sumedh V. Vidwans said...

Bikini in kitchen.... naice fun, Bawla!!

A P said...

same here.. Germany is boring.. India rocks!!

Taz said...

Hehe It happens Dude
Excess of anything is undesirable except of course .... [:P]

TH3 D@RK KN1GHT said...

@ achyuth: I did not imply that germany is Boring. I just said that some things in excess seem really boring.
@ Rajat: Excess of that thing may also seem boring who knows. Have u tried?

Manu Dev Gupta / Gilly said...

loved it man!!!
keep it up!
no more mercs porsches or bmws

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